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20 Years of Solid Solutions for Your Septic System

With over 20 years of experience, John Clement, the owner and expert behind DIRT NERD LLC, is dedicated to ensuring your septic system operates efficiently and complies with local regulations.

Trust the Nerds for Your Septic Needs

Expert Septic Solutions, One Test at a Time.

At DIRT NERD LLC, we are passionate about providing top-quality septic evaluation services to homeowners and businesses throughout Wetumpka, AL, and all of Alabama. Founded by John Clement, a seasoned professional with over 16 years of experience in the septic industry, our company is built on the principle that understanding your land’s needs is the key to a properly functioning septic system.

John’s expertise in soil evaluation and septic system design has made DIRT NERD LLC a trusted name in the community. He’s spent over a decade perfecting his craft, specializing in soil tests, perc tests, septic permits, and assistance with health department applications. His commitment to thorough, reliable evaluations ensures that every client receives the best possible solution for their property.

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OUR SERVICES

Digging Deeper for Better Septic Systems.

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Soil Testing

Proper soil testing is crucial to understanding the suitability of your land for septic systems. We provide accurate and reliable soil evaluations to determine the best solution for your property.

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Perc Test

A percolation (perc) test evaluates the soil's ability to absorb and filter wastewater. Our thorough tests help determine the appropriate size and type of septic system for your needs. Get in touch today!

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Septic Permit Assistance

Navigating the permitting process can be complicated. Let us help you secure the necessary septic permits with our in-depth knowledge of local regulations and requirements in Elmore County and beyond.

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Septic System Consultation

Don't wait for a costly emergency. Our professional septic system consultants help you maintain your property's most critical infrastructure while avoiding expensive repairs and environmental hazards.

Reviews

DIRT NERD LLC is here to provide expert solutions.

"We were referred to John by another person to do our Perk Test for our septic system. He came out and was fantastic and explained everything he was doing in detail. I would highly recommend him if you are in need."
Amber Seigler
Client
"His knowledge of fixing a problem saved a friend $14,000 by telling him better way to accomplish task of a septic system."
Vince Lee
Client

Get Your Septic System Evaluated Today!

Ready to ensure your septic system is running smoothly and up to code? Whether you need a soil test, perc test, septic permit, or help with the application process, DIRT NERD LLC is here to provide expert solutions.

Give us a call at:

(334) 558-6426

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We’re here to answer any questions you may have and provide expert guidance on your upcoming project.

16 Years of Solid Solutions for Your Septic System

Zip Codes We Service

36104, 36105, 36106, 36107, 36111, 36116, 36117, 36123

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